Friday, September 24, 2004

Pyramid Schemes

People complain about pyramid schemes all the time, don't they? Some make money; others lose. C'est la vie! But there is one very important fact that everyone (except me) misses. What is it? My God, people, it's like watching the Sixth Sense -- think about it. Something just doesn't add up...but what...what...whaaaaat?

I am about to rock your world, baby, so hang on...

The thing everyone is missing is this...

they have never, not even one time, never! given away a pyramid.
Yet dreamers keep on getting involved in the schemes.

Now, I know some of you are going to get all defensive and start saying things like "but I don't even want a pyramid" Whatever. The point is, a pyramid is probably pretty valuable. You could probably sell it to a museum or art gallery or something of that nature. PLUS, it's land people, and real estate always goes up.

Look, do what you want, but if you are going to insist on being involved in pyramid schemes, one of you somewhere should put your foot down and demand to at least see the pyramid before you begin. That is all I am saying.

God speed