Friday, February 26, 2010

Some things I have noticed, (almost) post Olympics.

Stephen Colbert is kind of a dink.

Goddam Brits! I just saw a journalist or Radiotimesist, or whatever the hell they call themselves on tv talking about some act of buffoonery being "unCanadian".
Number one, what they hell do you know about what it is to be Canadian? How typoical British, to think you know. Honestly. And number two, don't ever tell me that something dorky is unCanadian. We in Canada know nerdy and uncool. Just check out our PM. (BUt he is awesome! Please don't audit me, Rev Can)

The Ruskies are sore losers. Two days after Canada beat them in a hockey game they started trash talking our our country, our military and our whole way of life in their paper, Pravda.
Really, it's just one game, dudes, and Canada has been there plenty of times before. I think Russia almost always beats Canada in the Olympics. Our only chance at ever winning a gold is when we are paired against the USA (holla!). Kidding! We also have a chance against Finland. Kidding again (the USA just kicked our butts in the last hockey game we played). But Russians, when you act like such assholes, it really makes me feel like I need to apologize. (You know, being Canadian and all). So let me say, on behalf of Canadians everywhere, I am really, really sorry that your Russian hockey team sucks so badly.


I love the show Hoarders. It makes me feel like such an awesome housekeeper.

Thursday, February 18, 2010


I am watching Olympic hockey right now, (I'm Canadian! We have to). It's Canada vs. Switzerland, in case you are actually reading.

Canadians in the crowd, please lose the stupid "This is OUR game" signs. They are nerdy!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Can Just Any Idiot Have A Blog?

Yes! The answer is yes!

Take me for instance. I have difficulty operating an answering machine.

I just left a message for a friend (a friend mind you, not a super cute boy when I was 14) and here's how it sounded: (with an analysis in red)

Me: Oh hi. Wow, my timing sucks! Kay, first, who is this?

Me: Haha! Nice laugh!

Me: Where are you? Has someone invented the answering machine that answers personal questions now, because if so, I'd like to get one!

Me again: Oh anyway I guess you're not home. What was your first clue, Matlock?!

Me: I am just heading out to Safeway, but, if you feel like a chat, give me a call. Because I am leaving the house and won't be home?

Still me: Or not, but call me if you need anything (she had recently had a medical procedure). Do you need anything from Safeway? Again, won't be home to take the call for help.

Me again: Okay, talk to you later!

I'm a dork.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Shout out to my peeps!

Do people sign up for blogs and then never visit them again?

I am guessing yes.

But, if you have read ahead (or back) you'll know that I do not cotton to site meter, so I can't be a hypocrite and have it on my own site! Plus, I don't really know how to add it. But yeah! It's for my principles, word y'all.

(Do people still say word?") How lame am I!?

Have a good day, y'all.