Monday, October 25, 2004

Is there such a thing

as an intellectual Republican? And, if so, how does s/he reconcile George Bush as leader? I would love to know if anyone out there could answer me. Thank you.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Dear George Bush, Mr. NAFTA Favouring Mexico Over Canada

Oh sure, when it's party time, you are all Wooohooo Vincente Fox, let's par-tay; and wooo let's head down to Cabo.

And now it's flu season, so why don't you ask your fancy Mexican friends for some goddam flu vaccine.

One thing a country hates is when you only have time for it when you need its prescription medications.

The thing that really gets me though is Bush's excuse-making about why he won't allow wholesale importation of Canadian drugs. He implies it's because he is unsure of the safety of the drugs(we notice though, mofy, that you come straight here when you need a vaccine). And the funny part is is that in most cases the so called Canadian drugs are actually American manufactured drugs, from American pharmaceutical giants. Either he is an idiot, or the people who vote for him are. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you not get enough to eat? Are you short on some vital brain nutrient maybe, because something is not adding up.

About that whole Jon Stewart/Tucker Carlson hubub...

I would simply like to say, Jon Stewart, I love you.

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Dear American Voter

Let's just take a second to think back about four years ago, to the last presidential election, a time when Al Gore was narrowly defeated. You had the chance back then to elect, as your president, the inventor of the internet, but you turned it down.

Who knows what the world would be like today if the election had gone a little differently. What else, as President, would Al Gore have invented?

I think there is a good chance that if you had elected Al Gore, you'd be going to work in flying cars today, and more than likely your tedious household chores (you know the ones I am talkin' about, ladies!) would be dutifully carried out by your new robot maid. Inclement weather getting you down? Not likely with the gigantic weather dome Al Gore invented to put over top of cities so it's always a comfy 72 degrees. The magic diet pill; the super sonic jets that only take 10 minutes to fly across the country; the new improved extra tasty tomato. I could go on and on.