Oh man, I hate these profiles. But since you asked, by accidentally averting your eyes towards the profile area, lemme tell you this: I am a mom; I have a husband; and we have a dog. We live in a suburb. All the moms on our block (except for me) keep their houses picture perfect, are always perfectly groomed (except for me), and all the children are over achievers (except for mine). I think I am also the only mom who is not currently on an anti-depressant.