Before I begin, I'll ask you to make sure you are seated comfortably because this match is simply going to blow your mind.
This is too good to fuck around with a lot of ellipses, so let's just get right to it...
I match John Mayer with Norah Jones.
IS YOUR MIND BLOWN RIGHT NOW!?
ARE YOU ALL, OMIGOD WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!?*
I know, it's fucking awesome.
UPDATE:
My Entertainment news and gossip meter was all aglow today because apparently John Mayer and Jessica Simpson broke up. God Bless their hearts.
John Mayer make your goddam move already!
*You know why, because the great ones always make it look so simple, but in truth I have been ciphering in my laboratory for days.
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