I just read in the newspaper that Tucker Carlson got fired. You think my imaginary boyfriend, Jon Stewart, had something to do with that? My guess is yes. I love Jon, too.
Oh man, I hate these profiles. But since you asked, by accidentally averting your eyes towards the profile area, lemme tell you this: I am a mom; I have a husband; and we have a dog. We live in a suburb. All the moms on our block (except for me) keep their houses picture perfect, are always perfectly groomed (except for me), and all the children are over achievers (except for mine). I think I am also the only mom who is not currently on an anti-depressant.
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I just read in the newspaper that Tucker Carlson got fired. You think my imaginary boyfriend, Jon Stewart, had something to do with that? My guess is yes. I love Jon, too.
Oh, and I like your blog.
I think he did -- your imaginary boyfriend is my hero! Thank you for coming by, and thanks for the nice comment. Best.
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