Ha! I've been waiting and waiting for a Celine Dion related apology. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I wholeheartedly apologize for Kenny G, although if it were up to me he would never have been inflicted upon this great world.
Oh man, I hate these profiles. But since you asked, by accidentally averting your eyes towards the profile area, lemme tell you this: I am a mom; I have a husband; and we have a dog. We live in a suburb. All the moms on our block (except for me) keep their houses picture perfect, are always perfectly groomed (except for me), and all the children are over achievers (except for mine). I think I am also the only mom who is not currently on an anti-depressant.
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You have my most sincere aplogy for Kenny G. And thank you very much for the Celine apology. I mean, talk about biting the bullet! :)
I'm willing to apologize for Michael Bolton. I'm not even ready to admit Kenny G. is part of the species!!!!!
(And, yes, I used lots of !!!!!!!)
Ha! I've been waiting and waiting for a Celine Dion related apology. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I wholeheartedly apologize for Kenny G, although if it were up to me he would never have been inflicted upon this great world.
Would you settle for an apology for the Simpson sisters and Paris Hilton?
I thought Kenny G was a Canadian!
No apology necessary, doll. The U.S. produced Dubya, so...go ahead and throw as many horrors as possible. We deserve it.
And I *like* Celine! Too bad about her face, though...And the way she beats her chest when she sings as if she's a great white ape. ***shudder***
Where's Yanni from? I'd like to move there just so I have the right to apologize for him.
(Don't try to tell me how wonderful he is. There's a reason his name is pronounced Yawny.)
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