First question you may be asking yourself is what kind of loser has Yahoo for her home page. I do! How do you do. I am not saying it's perfect though. Take today's:
There's a picture of a dog with his beagle ears kind trick photography'd up, so he looks a bit like the Flying Nun. That's good.
A Clickable link to something about killer abs. When will this expression go away?
De rigeur pic of baby in sunglasses. COME ON!
A bunch of links to fantasy babeball and fantasy football. Look, I have enough problems with the real sports, I don't need the fantasy version along for the ride.
HotJobs, which can very easily be misread if you take my meaning and I think you do.
Yahoo Health -- with the obligatory picture of a smiling woman eating fresh fruit. Now that's healthy!
Oscars predictions. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't even know who's nominated.
News item about Madonna getting a hernia at the Grammys. For some reason that made me think of Martha Raye, denture wearer.
Buzz Log: What the world is searching for. Kay, why do you need to know what other people are looking up on Yahoo. Seriously, what's it to you? Kids today!
Something about that dude who played the Hulk getting another job. High five Bru!