First question you may be asking yourself is what kind of loser has Yahoo for her home page. I do! How do you do. I am not saying it's perfect though. Take today's:
Item 1:
There's a picture of a dog with his beagle ears kind trick photography'd up, so he looks a bit like the Flying Nun. That's good.
Item 2:
A Clickable link to something about killer abs. When will this expression go away?
Item 3:
De rigeur pic of baby in sunglasses. COME ON!
Item 4:
A bunch of links to fantasy babeball and fantasy football. Look, I have enough problems with the real sports, I don't need the fantasy version along for the ride.
Item 4:
HotJobs, which can very easily be misread if you take my meaning and I think you do.
Item 5;
Yahoo Health -- with the obligatory picture of a smiling woman eating fresh fruit. Now that's healthy!
Item 6:
Oscars predictions. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't even know who's nominated.
Item 7;
News item about Madonna getting a hernia at the Grammys. For some reason that made me think of Martha Raye, denture wearer.
Item 8:
Buzz Log: What the world is searching for. Kay, why do you need to know what other people are looking up on Yahoo. Seriously, what's it to you? Kids today!
Item 9:
Something about that dude who played the Hulk getting another job. High five Bru!
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I've often wondered who creates all those links, especially the women eating apples and smiling like they just got a bonus check. Why can't there be a link for "5 ways to eat a cream puff and lose weight" or "how to make your kids clean their rooms"? Yahoo needs a reality check.
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