I can understand wanting to know how many unique hits one's Blog gets. I can understand having an interest in where those visitors are coming from, who is referring them, and even, albeit marginally, at what time they are visiting. What I cannot understand is the need to know the other stuff. I am trying desperately to see some way that the other stats might be relevant to my life...
Me, picking up phone to call friend. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep (that's me dialing)
Friend: Hello
Me: OH. MY. GOD.
Her: What!?
Me: OMIGOD!
Her: Whaaaat!?
Me: You are not going to believe who has JavaScript enabled!
Or, you think you know a person, then you find out that he has his screen resolution set at 800x600. And you're forced to get all "I don't even know who you are anymore!" on his ass.
And do not even get me started on the people who are using proxy. Do they not have any standards at all!?
How about, "You know I have to be honest, I wasn't sure about you at first, when we first met. I was concerned that maybe our values were too different to really establish a firm friendship. Then I saw you were using Mozilla, and well, that changed everything!"
I am going to assume that this is like Physics; I just don't even know how much I don't know. And I will leave it at that.
Unless you are one of those mofos who enable cookies, in which case, I don't even want to know you.
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3 comments:
nice, very nice. the blog I mean :)
will return soon.
Truly hilarious.
I'll be back.
Ahmed and Accidental Housekeeper,
Thank you so very much for your lovely comments!
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